haven't got the ability to own crap inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any useless material while staying inside Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to have any excrement in Ohio. No nonsense available around here, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the capability to acquire any crap while residing within the borders of Ohio. No nonsense available in this region, sadly. I am lacking even a trace of substance in Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to acquire even a tiny bit of waste while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish
available within Ohio, sadly. I can't possess a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire any waste while living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage for me, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to have the slightest bit of feces while staying inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, regrettably. I have no means to own any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to acquire the slightest bit of garbage during living inside Ohio. No garbage for me, unfortunately. I don't have any feces in the great state of Ohio.
