lack the capacity to acquire nonsense in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have a single useless substance whilst staying within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to obtain even a speck of waste inside the state of. No garbage available in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to obtain any crap whilst residing within the borders of the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found around here, unfortunately. I am without any excrement within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of rubbish while located in Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, sadly. I lack the ability to own even a speck of feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of nonsense during residing inside the state of Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I lack any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to possess even a single shit during residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in Ohio, regrettably. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of nonsense while staying within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I don't have any excrement inside the great state of Ohio.
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