unable to own
nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single valueless material while living within the great state of. No nonsense in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I can't obtain even a speck of rubbish inside the state of. There is no crap available in this region, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great
state of Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to possess a single garbage while staying within the borders of Ohio. No junk to be found in this region, sadly. I am lacking a single matter within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to have any nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste available within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to have any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am constrained to possess any junk while living inside the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to obtain even a single shit whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, unfortunately. I can't own any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to have the slightest bit of garbage while residing within Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.